Here is a funny Christmas poem about a person wanting to climb into the family Christmas tree, not for the fun of crawling but for the shame of, well, shagging: Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree Hide me in your branches. My face is red; I was caught in bed With a stranger named Frances (or Francis). ~ Quotescoop.com ~.
Christmas Poems for Adults. Christmas poems cover a multitude of sins, from the pious to the sickeningly cute. This is a reflection of the schizophrenic nature of Christmas itself – a major religious festival in the Christian calendar, which has been subsumed into a secular celebration of consumerism.
Naughty Christmas poems and dirty Christmas poems are collected here for adults. Send the naughty Christmas poem and short funny Christmas poems that you like to your loved ones. Share the secret Santa Christmas poems and merry Christmas poems for friends with your close friends.